Well that’s not quite the way Matty put it when he proposed our route for today although there was a sense of urgency intimated in his “thinking of a quick easy ride“. Is that not an oxymoron? ‘Quick’ and ‘easy’ don’t quite seem to fit together in cycling terms. Ten Knights rallied to the meeting point at Etton.
The ‘fleet’ set off towards Holme-on-the-Wolds with the wind slightly ‘abaft the port beam’ led by Capt Pugwash alongside Lieutenant ‘Hawkwind’. The initial ‘passage’ was relatively benign until the fleet ‘hardened up’ onto a ‘close haul’ towards the west. “The deck is all yours Mr Hawkwind” said the captain as he dropped astern into the ‘wake’. The rest of the fleet followed suit until reaching the Goodmanham ‘strait’. After tacking downwind towards Middleton-on-the-Wolds the big guns of Battleship ‘HMS Colvin’ and Cruiser ‘HMS Gramor’ made their way to the front.
The next leg of the journey saw the fleet return to a ‘broad reach’ as we continued north towards North Dalton where we regrouped at the ‘anchorage’ near the Star Inn.






When the fleet ‘weighed anchor’ the Admiral and Vice Admiral headed towards Bainton while the main fleet continued on a ‘broad reach’ north towards Huggate. At the next waypoint HMS Matelot was first to ‘hoist full sail’ as the fleet ‘gybed’ through the wind heading towards Tibthorpe. With the fleet now ‘scudding’ along in a following wind some care had to be taken to avoid the ‘shoals’ in the turbulent surface. Continuing with the following wind, the ‘flotilla’ soon arrived at their ‘port of call’ in Hutton Cranswick.
The ‘mariners’ disembarked to enjoy a brief period of ‘liberty’ except for HMS Gramor who decided to keep a ‘weather eye’ on the gathering dark clouds and head directly back to home port. Meanwhile in the local ‘hostelry’ waiting patiently to rejoin the fleet were the Admiral and Vice Admiral along with HMS Greybeard. While the crews were enjoying their ‘grog’ and ‘hard tack’ another ‘ship’, the HMS Chadley ‘hove into view’ to further ‘bolster’ the fleet. Mindful of the gloomy weather forecast the fleet set off on the return leg.
While ‘tacking close-hauled’ along the ‘Burnbutts strait’ HMS Careen used her hidden power to jump into ‘point position’ with HMS Marwal scrabbling behind searching for a tow rope while HMS Russage moved up and down the ‘line’ keeping the fleet together. The closer the fleet came to home, the darker the clouds became. The impending doom was too much for Lt Hawkwind who hoisted full sail and scuttled off to make his way home alone.
After sailing by the ports of South Dalton, Etton and Cherry Burton the fleet began to feel the first drops of the wet stuff. It was not much more than a little spray over the bow to begin with but by the time we reached the home port of Beverley it was becoming a little more persistent. Fortunately for most of us we returned home before the rain got heavier, those who lived out of town were not so lucky. Despite the wind and threat of rain, today’s ride was most enjoyable.