My Lords & Ladies, welcome to the latest news on the “battle” for the EasterRiding “Triple Crown”. Sir Michael has his hands firmly gripped on the “Sprint” crown since April, “whipping” his steed into a sweaty lather to set a fantastic “olympian” target time of 52 secs giving an average speed of 60.1 km/hr. Coming close on his heels though Sir Chad set an equally impressive time of 55 secs giving him a speed of 56.8 km/hr. But hold onto your saddles my trusty nobles, who is that racing out of the stables to grab third place with a time of 59 sec? Why it’s Sir Jim, proving that age is no barrier, galloping along at 52.9 km/hr.
Meanwhile over in the challenge for the “High Castle” 17 knights have so far taken up the gauntlet. Sir Graham must have thought he’d set an unassailable lead but his hold on the “crown” didn’t last long however as just ten days later Sir Sean set the bar even higher with an impressive time of 5:37m. Creeping up behind those two is Sir Pugwash cantering up the hill to take third place. Fortunately for those three they are all in different “categories”.
The “battle” of the two heavyweights Sir Sean and Sir Graham continues on the “Shark’s Tooth” time trial course where only five knights have so far “taken to the field”.
Though these valiant riders have set an impressive pace, the challenge is open to all members of our cycling club. Now is the time to summon your inner warrior and forge ahead, riding your noble steed with vigor, determination and skill. Awards will be made for the leading rider in each of the following categories; Men Under 40, 40-60, 60-70, 70+, Ladies 40-60, 60-70, will receive a trophy to be held for one year.